I recently read that it was nominated for some award or something and was intrigued (don't ask me why). In a few short minutes, it singlehandedly degraded all of woman-kind and was probably the most pointless thing I have done all day. It opens with him talk/singing with those waxed eyebrows of his (that is sarcasm there, not respect). And it pans out to show that it was being watched by two girls who are wordlessly nodding to each other in agreement. At this point I shake my head. But it only gets worse from there - I'm surprised I made it through the whole thing. A sort of party is happening on a rooftop with a gaggle of people dancing and cars parked around in a circle. The boys are all blinged up and sagging. The girls...well...they just aren't wearing anything but strategically placed strips of cloth.
The Biebs is sitting in his car as if he just drove up, but his car is surrounded by a few other cars on either side, and it looks as if he was just sitting in his car with his hand on the wheel for some time. Don't ask me how these cars got on the roof in time for the party. It takes him a good thirty seconds to get out of his car...what with every single girl checking him out. His hair, sticking a good several inches off of his head looks like it took him a long time to prepare, and it apparently works. A girl with an emotionless face and revealing toddler shirt approaches the Biebs, and they apparently hit it off. I will note that she is a good few inches taller than him, despite his hair.
After this amazing moment, the party continues in a montage of carefree and tan teenagers dancing with each other and their varied expensive cars. Then the Biebs whips out his guitar and serenades the girl he has bewitched as she nods sort of and continues to not show emotion. True love. Then the video ends with a still of their faces; obviously leaving the viewer with a wonderful visual as to how to effectively win the heart of Justin Bieber.
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